Long Live the Problem Child

witwitch:

midnight-sun-rising:

valeriezenteno:

australianpikachu:

1) India and Nepal

2) Kenya and Tanzania

3) Argentina and Brazil

4) Norway and Sweden

5) Lesotho and South Africa

6) France and Italy

7) Poland and Belarus

8) Senegal and The Gambia

9) Spain and Portugal

10) US and Mexico

Inspired by this

Tristeza

Wow. I had no idea other countries didn’t surround their borders as we do.

There’s a border somewhere in Holland I forgot which other country but it like runs through the outside seating area of a cafe or something

parksanrec:

I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them

meanplastic:

my kids: sing us a song to sleep
me: ok
me: yo, I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake

micky-has-a-fez:

canderemy:

here is a list of various things that phineas and ferb has had entire songs dedicated to

• herding cows in a mall
  
• a fusion of summer and winter
• a brick
• bigfoot
• a guy not having rhythm
• puppies and rainbows and flowers and holding hands etc. etc.
• squirrels invading pants
• a disco miniature golfing queen
• a man with a head the size and shape of a pear
• a bollywood song about not being able to finish a school project
• aglets
• shooting a gelatin monster with water guns
• literally sitting and doing nothing
• being unable to live up to your mother’s expectations because you’re not good at kickball
• a heavy metal song about not being graded in a class
• dr. coconut. doesn’t make any sense in context, either
• obeying someone through the power of yodeling
• a mexican-jewish cultural festival
• reverse engineering
• a platypus driving a semi truck
• a robot rodeo
• another bollywood song about producing rubber bands and rubber balls in a factory
• a platypus controlling your every movement
• completely giving up
• a dairy farm on the moon that makes ice cream
• meatloaf
• snacks
• a language they made up named ferb latin
• a completely gibberish version of the smash hit gitchee gitchee goo, which was originally half gibberish anyway
• a heartfelt ballad sung by a bully and his nerd after they broke up
• a waltz set to a driving test
• a horse in a bookcase. hes just stuck in the bookcase
• weapons of mass destruction and using said weapons to impress your father/creator/inventor
• abandoning society to live with monkeys because you thought your boyfriend broke up with you
• a fusion of a whale and a flamingo
• a gordian knot
• the battle of troy
• a super creepy giant marionette doll
• theres one that’s self explanatory: the title is “all the convoluted reasons we pretend to be divorced”

thats not even close to all of them either. shall i go on

phineas and ferb was a fucking treasure tbh

redpancla:

did dr. dre even attend medical school?

may:

when Kesha’s next album comes out you all better support her.. she’s expressed many times that she doesn’t think she’ll be able to have a successful comeback and that her career is ruined so we all better prove her wrong.. i won’t stand to see her next era flop after the hell she’s been through!

instagramofficial:

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly